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Healthy when you die

After eating a bowl of sweet potatoes and corn (about 50/50), Zoe sat back in her chair and sighed.

“More corn? More potatoes?” I offered.

“Nooooo,” she says, “I’m dead.”

“You can’t die in the kitchen, can you wait until you get in the living room?” I countered.

“SURE!” she replied emphatically.

“Are you sure you don’t want any more corn?”

“Just a little, I need to be healthy when I’m dead.”

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